Sunday, September 12, 2010

VMAs Reactions- Live Blogging

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Tonight I chilled in front of the tube to give the VMAs another chance. I think the last VMAs I saw was when Britney kissed that old lady on stage ;-)

Things that I learned from watching the pre-show White Carpet:
Fake is Real.
It's fun to be mean.
Girls are hookers
Guys are pimps.
Gaga's DADT message hit or miss?

The Show:
Eminem scary close up.
Beautiful set.
Rianna looked pregnant in opening number.
Linsdsay slapping Chelsea awesome.
A house on Chelsea's head.Garage door didn't open. Dove didn't fly. lol
The most makeup I've seen on Chelsea.
16 years since a woman hosted.
Chelsea was dirty.
wow from dirty Chelsea to Ellen.
GAGA's first shoes.
Jordan Catalano is still cool? Won best Rock Video.
Kim Kardashion looked unreal.
Justin Bieber surrounded by mostly "dark" dancers. lip syncing. Daddy Usher must be proud. Drum solo was fun.
Kesha looks like she is trying too hard.
Usher great visual show,
OMG Eminem was MIA to accept his award.
Redhead chick spinning and yelling?
Gaga's third win. second dress. she is loving it and so am I.
"Everyone of us is messed up too." Taylor Swift
Chelsea Meet n Greet videos are Funny with a capital F
Justin Timberlake's body still bangin'
Took a break during MJB
Chelsea black outfit BEAUTIFUL!!
Clelsea got in the hot tub! WORK!!
Sofia Vergara is the new Charo!
Pregnant Chelsea coming out of the hot tub AMAZING!
Selena can't walk in heels.
Paramore voice = Gaga and Alanis in Organge
Robyn threw it to commercial? That's it?
Matt Maggiacomo stopped by and joined my VMA viewing party.
Bieber best new lesbian, I mean artist.
Linkin Park? Really? They are still together?
CHER? THE GAYS GO CRAZY!!! GAGA LOOKING AT CHER. PRICELESS!
VIDEO OF THE YEAR!!!!!
LADY GAGA!!!!
THE GAYS GO NUTS!!!!!!!!
BORN THIS WAY! THE NEW GAY ANTHEM!!!
Kanye. RED. Ballerinas. This is the gayest VMAs yet. RAW.


In conclusion: it started with Eminem and ended with Kanye with a whole bunch of gay in between. The best award went to Gaga and in my opinion the STAGE!!! Amazing STAGE!

The production level was outstanding. They know that their main audience are either high, drunk, or both.

For a year full of dance anthems and fun summer jams they started and ended the show making it feel like life is a struggle and not a party. In other words they kept it "Real."

But you have to remember the most important element of the night. This year the VMAs were hosted by A FEMALE! This is huge. The last time a female hosted the VMAs was 16 years ago!

And you know what? I like my hosts with beautiful legs. You know what else?

Chelsea Handler, you have beautiful legs!