Friday, January 21, 2011

Parenting 101

People always act/react with sadness when I tell them that I don't want to have children.
"Aw, but you're so good with kids" they say with a frowny face.

Uhm, yeah, I'm great with kids! You want to know the secret?

IT'S BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY OF MY OWN! I can have playtime with a kid and then return him/her to their parents when they poop their pants or throw up all over themselves, or need to be fed or clothed.

I got plants. Plants don't throw up on you ;-)

Kids, are cute though. I'll give you that.

Happy Friday