Thursday, September 8, 2011

Hurricane Irene and Pie. Period


It was a Saturday night. Hurricane Irene's relentless rain kept coming down...relentlessly.

My friend Bjorn, (Driver in Getting Amnesia ep#1) was helping me dry off my foster daughter Lucy after her bath when I noticed the blood. It was just a drop on her back right leg. I dabbed it but I couldn't see where she was cut. Then two more drops on the floor. OH OH, that's when I realized she didn't have a cut.  Little Lucy had become a woman right before our eyes.

I couldn't run out and get her maxi pads being that there was a hurricane blowing outside so I thought "what would Macgyver do?" I grabbed a wee wee pad and some duct tape and went at it.  Result was a fashionable diaper that even Lady Gaga would wear.  Then again Lady Gaga would wear just about anything.


Luckily the night wasn't a complete bust. Bjorn and my roommate Jason made a fantastic banana cream pie to celebrate Jason's "guy friend's" bday.

That night as my ceiling and Lucy's vagina leaked we had ourselves some champagne and pie.


To get the recipe for Bjorn's heavenly Banana cream pie click HERE

To see many more cute photos of Lucy click HERE