Before You Hire Someone, Read This

January 2016

Have you ever heard the saying "Money talks and Bullshit walks?  Or how about "Put your money where your mouth is?"  It's old school business lingo.  It basically means you have to make a good enough offer to spark someone's interest.  How much would you pay for someone to clean your house?  Would the rate change if they were wearing high heels and a sexy French Maid costume?  

It used to bother me when guys online would offer to pay if I did "something" they wanted.   That is until I realized, "I'm not in that business."  Then I had a fun thought, "what IF I was in that business?  I can set my own rates!!!!"  I have a lawyer on stand-by ready to draft up contracts.  If guys think they can afford my rates then let them ask.  I can't stop them from asking anyway.  

So far I've gotten inquiries to be a Personal Model, a Dominatrix/Mistress, and or course Sex Worker.  Not one guy has been able to afford my rates.  Not. A. Single. One.  I blame it on rising inflation and the Biden administration of course.  lol 

Then there was the guy who wanted to be my Dog Slave 

You can read that whole exchange HERE

What I do now at the very first sign of someone asking me if I'm interested in doing something for them?  I send them a link to my "rates." 

The link to my rates HERE

I've said it before and I'll say it again, I fully support Sex Workers if that's the career path they've chosen.  It has got to be a hard job.  Hats off to them.  I do have one question to the men making me propositions.

Imagine your future son or daughter coming up to you and asking "Dad, how much should I charge for sex?" What would you tell them?  If you're thinking "I wouldn't want my son or daughter charging for sex" then my question to you would be "why are you offering to pay for sexual services from other people's sons and daughters?" You're similar to your sons and daughter's clients in the sense YOU too are offering to pay for someone to provide you with some adult service.  

Businesses fall in different market sectors.  The adult industry like any industry is kept alive by supply and demand.  If you are offering to pay for someone to perform some form of sexual activity you are keeping the industry alive.  You are guarantying the industry will survive so that one day your sons and daughters can participate in it if they so choose. Its simple logic really. 

My second question to you is which of my rates can you afford?  

Remember, I don't work Pro bono nor do I work Pro BONER  lol 


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